Who knew you could learn a life lesson from a turnip?
When the Lord gave me this visual I went dashing to Wal-Mart to purchase a turnip. I needed to have time to get it all dolled up for the Banquet! I was in a BIG hurry when I realized I did not know what a turnip looked like! So I asked the person stocking the produce, and she didn’t know either! Luckily, my husband did. He purchased the lonely little turnip and brought her home in time for her debut.
The following is an excerpt from my recent Mother/Daughter Banquet teaching:
How many of you have ever heard the saying, “You can’t get blood out of a turnip?”
How many of you know you can be related, but feel like you live in two different worlds? Surely the other person is the problem.
Grandmop & The Turnip
Gmop: What’s up Turnip?
Turnip: Not much Grandmop…just trying to figure out what to do today.
Gmop: I know…we could go shopping! I have a coupon!
Turnip: I can’t go shopping…I don’t have a driver’s license or a coupon.
For heaven’s sake…I’m just a turnip!
Gmop: Well…maybe we could go get a massage and a Pedicure.
Turnip: I can’t go get a massage and a pedicure…I don’t even have a back, toenails or polish!
For heaven’s sake…I’m just a turnip!
Gmop: I’ve got it! We could go out for a quick bite! We could go have Sushi and coffee from Starbucks!
Turnip: I can’t go get sushi! I don’t have a Sushi Bar in my neighborhood and I’m allergic to caffeine!
For heaven’s sake…I’m just a turnip!
Gmop: Turnip this is so frustrating! I need so much more love, attention, and time than you are
giving me! YOU NEVER CALL ME! YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TIME! IT’S ALL
ABOUT YOU! YOU DIDN’T EVEN COMPLIMENT ME ON MY NEW DRESS!
Turnip: Grandmop…I’m sorry….this makes me sad. I don’t seem to be much help or any fun. God
designed me completely different. If you plant or cook me, I could give you nutrients to help you
stay healthy or I would look great in your purple kitchen! Besides…I don’t even have a watch.
Plus, I live on the ground and I can’t see above your ankles!
For heaven’s sake…I’m just a turnip!
Thank you Turnip…please take a bow.
Isn’t this ridiculous? In reality this is no more ridiculous than the outrageous demands that we place on the people closest to us. For me…. lesson well learned.
After the banquet, during our drive home, our daughter just shook her head and said, “Of course, my mother painted a turnip!” (Poor girl…imagine having me for a mother)
t-t-f-n (ta-ta-for-now)
wow . . . so true. . . point well taken. Still sorry I missed the banquet Sat! Knew I'd miss something GREAT!! Just didn't know it would be a painted turnip. :) ~Jill
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